Gravity you win again...

Theres like a month left before it just gets too wet and messy to skateboard -- and to add injury to insult I just went down like a sack of potatoes and fell in the most completely noobish awkward way. Wrists, elbows and bum-plant on my wheels... I have bruises like apples on my arse and I think I need new trucks now so no more skating this year..... Damn you gravity!!

To cameltoe or not to cameltoe....

Amazing the ridiculous things that I have to think about.. I just came out of a 2 hour discussion on whether the shape of female genitalia is a positive or negative thing, and if theres too much of it in my calendar. Del wears skimpy swimsuit stuff and some of it is even transparent  - so even in the non nude comic theres just no hiding the vulva. Is that pornographic? I can't decide - but I know for sure I don't want Del to become just another online porn star.. I see plenty of mens mags where the outline of the girls sex organs are quite obvious - and once you start looking for it its even in Esquire and Cosmo and anywhere racy lingerie is on sale.. I think the clue is then that in a calendar thats sole purpose is putting a hot chick in knickers, too much crease is kind of drawing attention to sex, whereas a Victoria's Secrets advert is obviously all about the merchandise. If I was selling knickers instead of calendars it would obviously not be a problem. The reason I'm a little worried is cos at some stage I want this calendar to be presentable to a wider community.. not just some tacky shameful thing hidden in the locker room. Torn. To labia or not to labia?

Righty..

Tentacles - check.
monokini - check.
Scary looking alien monster - check.

Things have gotten a little wierd on the rendering front. I got a few requests for alien-like poses for Deloria and decided to explore a little... I have the models and everything but its hard to create poses that dont end up looking silly.. at least to me. It might work for the guys of course, and whatever floats the boat of my pledgers makes me happy :) Theres a line is between "suggestive" and "explicit" that I kind of need instructions on... For now I will work on the "suggestive" side and wait and see if it needs to go further.

Poor Del. I've had to download a pack called "faces of horror" to adequately express her reaction to whats probably coming. Hint: It aint smily faces.
Oh Crackers! For anyone that leans that way I've been getting my ideas from a site called Renderotica. It can be pretty hardcore, and you kind of have to keep a hand over your eyes while you search for "alien". Ubinwarned.

Also: Im ill with a flu so add copious amounts of phlegm and gravel to the above and thats me voicereading myself.